Massage Therapy Poem

I literally 'bathe" my clients in essential oils while they are on the table.  You definitely get more than your money's worth.  I guarantee it.  If you are not satisfied in any way with your massage,  I will not charge you!  See below why I think you will love your massage! 

I love my job massaging people's bodies.

It gives me great pleasure digging into "knotties".

I'm not a boring guy, but I might put you to sleep.

I respect your privacy-I'm not a dirty rotten creep.

I don't have to talk to doctors, and be fanatical about germs, or pass out drugs.

Instead I make people feel good, so I get quite a few hugs.

I'll make you loose as a goose and relaxed like jello.

When you climb off my table you'll feel pretty mellow.

I massage skinny people, fat people, big and small.

I don't discriminate against anybody-No, not at all.

I can massage all day, because I enjoy my work.

Its like play-something I would never ever shirk.

I am also a nice guy.  I'm not an idiotic jerk.

I would do 8 to 10 people a day, if I was able.

That would amount to a lot of good feeling people who laid on my table.

I use Young Living Essential Oils-the best of the best!

They work wonders every time I put them to the test.

So come on in and be my guest!

You'll like them too, because they make you feel better.

Knots, cramps, or tight muscles....it doesn't matter.

While other people out there are doing work they hate,

I'm doing my thing, and I think its first rate.

When I get done with you, you'll feel pretty great!

You think this poem might be kind of cute?

Then come on out and put on your birthday suit.

I think its only fair that I massage your body bare.

I don't think you'll care?

Massage is something I like to share.

So take this dare, and visit my "lair"

I'll do a full body-from your head to your dairy-aire...UNLESS you prefer I don't go down there.

I admit I like massaging women the best.

Because they don't have all that hairy hair on their face, back, legs, and chest.

Some men have so much hair, a bird could build a nest

I understand a lot of men don't want other males touching their skin.

To them, the lesser of two evils would be to get kicked in the shin.

To those who don't care, I welcome them in.

Massaging males is not really a sin.

Male or female, if you want a "mini-vacation",

If you want relaxation with feel-good sensation,

Or even experience a bit of elation...

You are always welcome as my special guest.

So come on over and get undressed.

Just remember that I won't peek.

That wouldn't be very chic,

To be a such a sneak.

The fact is, I'm pretty meek. 

While you get ready, I'll just leave and go take a l___. 

With all that said, you probably think I'm a geek.

No matter, when I get done with you, you'll feel strong, and not weak.

I use a lot of essential oils like Jasmine, Rose, Lavender, Geranium, Sage, Orange, Peppermint, Sandalwood, and Frankincense.

Your response to these oils could be quite intense.

When I'm done you may go home feeling pretty immense.

I also use Magnesium Oil.  For a lot of conditions, its the missing link.

If your body lacks it, your health can really stink. 

Even if your whole body is extremely achey and sore.

And probably make you want to come back for a whole lot more.

If we could meet, I could massage it on your feet.

Wouldn't that be neat? Yes, it would be pretty hard to beat.

Your feet will be so happy lying under that sheet.

That would be sweet.

I could massage you under the starry blue skies.

It wouldn't be anywhere near any ants, mosquitos, gnats, or flies.

That way I could focus better on your hands, arms, legs, hips, and thighs.

If you have knots that hurt, and feel similer to wood.

If you've tried everything that you possibly could.

Even taken a doctor's advice like you know you should...

And still you hurt anyway, like you figured you would!

Try getting a massage!  I think that will make you feel pretty good.

Try me!  Sometimes I'm shy, sometimes I'm not.

It doesn't matter though if I can get out that knot.

When I get it out, and the discomfort leaves you without any doubt.

You might feel so good, you'll want to stand up and shout!

So thanks for coming!  I appreciate your stopping by.

I hope it was well worth the trip, even if you had to fly?

Now that you are feeling kind of high,

And you know there are others who hurt so bad they want to cry...

They may be in so much pain they almost want to die.

Tell them about me and the results you got.

Maybe give aromamassage therapy a shot?

For most I think its the best choice they've got.

If they do come to me, they may tell you, "Thanks a lot!"

If you don't tell them, their health may go to pot-or at least, they'll still have that knot!

If you don't tell them about me, that would rot.

So don't be a snot.  Give them a call.

Thats all.  They might take your advice and follow through,

All because of you.

So thanks, and with that I bid you adieu.

Soo, give me a call, ya'll!  My number is 239-910-8045, and my email address is: RNOiLCOuple2@yahoo.com  I offer the following:

a. Raindrop Technique with Young Living Essential Oils.

b. Ear Candling

c. Magnesium Oil Massage

d. The Quantum Pulse

e. Cranial Release Technique

f. Weight loss or Cellulite Massage with Young Living Essential Oils.

g. Aromamassage with Young Living Essential Oils.

h. Sports Massage-Pre, Inter, Maintenance, and Post Event 

Other questions:
 Are there any oils for birth control?

Yes, Neem Oil applied vaginally.

 Are there any oils that have a seductive fragrance?  Yes, Jasmine, Geranium, and Rose Oils.  There are many others as well.

 Can I really get out of pain, or have less discomfort after a massage, without having to take a prescription drug(s)?

Absolutely!  Especially since i use therapeutic grade essential oils that are fabulous for removing extreme discomfort, or achy bones or muscles.

 What kind of carrier oils do you use besides essential oils?

I use Organic Coconut Oil, Shea Butter, and Organic Jojoba Oil, Organic Aloe Vera Gel, and Young Living Massage Oil Blends.  They smell heavenly! Smelling chemical perfumes and cleaning products is bad for your health, and can be quite irritating to your lungs.  Smelling therapeutic grade essential oils is good for you and a pleasant experience.   All of them are very healthy for your skin.  No chemicals are used whatsoever, like many of the massage oil blends that are used by a lot of massage therapists.  Ask them what oil or oils they are using, and if they are organic.

 I hope they have stimulated you to take  better care of yourself, and perhaps schedule an appnt with your local massage therapist.  If you are in my area, i hope it will be me, but if not, i still wish you all the best that life has to offer.  You can't wait for good stuff to happen to you in this life: You have to venture out and go get it.  Give me a call sometime at 239-910-8045, or email me at RNOiLCouple2@yahoo.com if you need more information or would like to schedule a consult or massage.